Monday, May 13, 2024

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12 comments:

  1. Give a cat a fish and it'll eat for a day. Teach a cat how to fish and....Oops, you can't teach a cat anything.

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  2. I celebrate their forbidden, star-crossed love.

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  3. What are you implying?

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    1. smells like fish have a dish,smells like colonge leave it alone

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  5. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes …

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  6. I don't eat any kind of sea food (fresh or salt water). My wife loves (especially) salmon. When she mentions fish, I say "F*ck Fish!"

    I guess that our cat heard me.

    LOL!!!

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    1. "I don't drink water...fish fornicate in it!" (W.C. Fields)

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  7. "Not all that tempts your wandering eyes and heedless heart is lawful prize
    Nor all that glisters gold"
    Thomas Gray - Ode to a Favorite Cat Drowned in a Tub of Goldfishes - 1748

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  8. I always wondered where catfish came from.

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    1. Read this very slowly...

      The catfish joke goes: When a cat f*cks a fish you get a "catfish."

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