His rousing conclusion:
Why it is important to be aware, and becoming aware, to be outraged, from Sultan Knish.
Whatchamacallit, Snickers Almond, 5th Avenue, Butterfinger Crisp
Rolo, Reese's Fast Break, Oh Henry, Chunky
Almond Joy, 3 Musketeers Dark, Snickers, Milky Way/Mars
100 Grand, Reese's Wipps, Caramello, Payday
Milk Chocolate Bounty, Baby Ruth, Charelston Chew, Caramel Big Kit Kat