Saturday, May 11, 2024

Just climb a tree

 


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  1. Bears climb trees very, very well.

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    1. Yeah, but it has to hold on to climb, while you snap off a branch and repeatedly machine gun-stab it in the face.

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  2. Can you climb this fast?
    https://youtu.be/9oqq70wx76U?si=HgtbwTOS1P8lnt0u

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  3. That's why you need the Henry in .45-70 that was posted here yesterday.
    Al_in_Ottawa

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  4. Ruger Super Alaskan Redhawk in .454 Cassul will tell the tale. If you just have bear spray...It's going to be a long few minutes until you can bleed out and die.

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  5. If it's a black bear you stand a good chance of scaring it off. If it's a brown bear, say your prayers.

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  6. Colt Woodsman .22 LR. Shoot your hiking companion (always have one) in the knee and run like hell.

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  7. Show this to all the silly urban leftist women who think they are safer with a bear than a man.
    ~ Doctor Weasel

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