Sunday, May 12, 2024

Faceplant!

 


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  1. That's what happens when fat goes too fast.
    Sumfink to do with harmonic resonance....

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    1. And ill-equipped for such a fa(s)t ride...no knee, elbow guards, and that footwear???

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  2. Hell of a lot better to bail into the grasses than bounce along the asphalt though...after just missing a head on that would've had him getting scraped off a vehicle and into a body bag.

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  4. Stupidity Spotlight

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  5. Maybe you shouldn't show off your wiggle.

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  6. Better tighten down the trucks a little more next time.

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    1. You don't know you have a problem until you go fast enough to generate the condition. Easier to deal with on skates than a board, I think. Now I'm sitting here thinking of ways to remotely change the truck tension. Thirty years since I took my skates out, sigh...

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    2. You know the older you get the more pain hurts. Ditch the skates and wait for the hoverboards to come out.

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  7. It doesn't look fast enough for high speed wobbles. That he could make the turn at the end has me thinking it was rider induced oscillations.

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  8. Should have used a longboard. High speed oscillations wait in hiding for you. I bought a used Yamaha that was wonderfully smooth and stable at 70mph. One day I gave it full throttle to pass several cars and it went into a tank-slapper at about 90mph (I was way too busy to look at the speedo). New steering head bearings sorted it out.
    Al_in_Ottawa

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  9. That was about the best ending possible for that guy.... He could have been REAL unlucky!

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  10. The sad part is he wasn't going more than about 30 mph.

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  11. Dumbest sport ever. No way to control speed or stop safely. Darwin is having a ball with those idiots.

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  12. Doesn't seem to be physically adept enough to master the fine art of fast downhill skating.
    Wiggle/overcorrect/wiggle becomes unrecoverable really quickly.
    Maybe he'd do better on roller skates?
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