Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Cinco de Mayo coming up. In real life Mexico, they have no idea why we celebrate this.

 










19 comments:

  1. My guess would be some people decided to party and every year the party grew until it became what you see today.

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  2. It is a construct of American beer companies.

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    1. Actually it came from a Corona marketing push, they noticed how the sales of Guinness increased at St. Patrick's day (another pointless holiday) and wanted a similar sales boost.

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  3. AKA: "Media whines about cultural appropriation" week.

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  4. The correct pronunciation is: Cinco de Drinko

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  5. Two reasons. 1) Alcohol. 2) French military defeat.

    What's not to celebrate?

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    1. If we're going to use French military defeats as the acme, the whole calendar is now in play.

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  6. Neither do we.
    But, tacos, tequila, and beer, what's not to like? And celebrate?

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    1. I celebrate every Tuesday night at the local cantina, two for tacos and margs!

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  7. Agree, a minor regional event that meant nothing in Mexico Independence. No connection to U.S. history either. But here we are, celebrating like its Kwanzaa, another made-up holiday, like Juneteenth and so on and so forth.

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    1. Not like Juneteenth.

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    2. It isn't regional.
      It's a wholly corporate invention.

      Spoiler Alert News flash: Valentine's Day was appropriated and pimped by candy companies, and Mother's Day is largely a creation of greeting card and flower companies.

      And there's no Easter Bunny either.

      Some years back, no less an authority than Paul Rodriguez wrote an op-ed in the L.A. Times regarding his annoyance and disgust at the entirely made-up "holiday" and companies pimping his heritage to sell beer.

      "I asked a random Mexican-American kid in the neighborhood what 'Cinco de Mayo' means.
      His answer: "The fifth of May."

      Out of the mouths of babes...
      "

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  8. The worst are the F******G school teachers that mandate the celebrations.

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  9. It's because there are now more mescans here, than over there.

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  10. likes me sum americanized messican graaar....

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  11. Anyone else immediately think of Stan, $90T, and a headless chicken? Maybe it’s just me…

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  12. real Americans do not celebrate this bullshit.

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  13. Perfect margarita: One can of minute maid lime concentrate. Fill the can twice with water, once with tequila, half with gran marnier. Add juice of 5 limes. Pour over ice into a salt rimmed glass and enjoy!

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