Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Godzilla on a date

 


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  1. He's hung like an iguana.

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  2. One of the greatest, most memorable movie lines ever was in a 1960s Godzilla movie. In a crowd when Godzilla is coming, one fleeing person grabs another by the arm and shouts, "Rook! Godzirra!!"

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    1. Wrong! It was, "Rook! Gojira!"

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    2. " rat green asshole stepped on our landcruiser ! "

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  3. Won't hold the umbrella over his date? Monster gotta lot to learn.

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  4. The actor inside the suit had very limited vision so the female intern was assigned to guide him to the set.
    It was very hot inside the rubber suit and the sun made the heat intolerable so the actor carried a parasol to shield himself from the heat.

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    1. He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
      As he wades through the buildings to center of town.....

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  6. Just like Donald and Melania!
    She looks dead inside and much like Godzilla, Donald likes to keep the umbrella to himself and destroys everything in his path (businesses, casinos, reputations, the Republican Party, America's standing in the world, etc, etc, etc).

    https://images.app.goo.gl/pafP8QyFzoKnaxeQ9

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    1. Well, bless your heart...

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    2. Go eat something, your blood sugar is low.

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    3. I second the bless your heart sentiment.

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  7. So Godzilla dated the 50 Foot Woman. Who'd a thunk it?

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