Wednesday, May 17, 2023

Heh

 


7 comments:

  1. American Badger looks like Meghan Markle. European Badger like Kate Middleton

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  2. The American Badger looks like that, because he just spent 15 minutes Of a rainy February day subduing a drunk raccoon, and getting it cuffed and stuffed into the back of his Explorer. He now has to haul the coin to the Sheriff's Office, and get him booked. He then has to go and wash the vomit and urine out of the cage in the Explorer, ( YAY, plastic back seat area inserts, all you have to do hose that stuff out ), then, there are reports, and because the shirt is understaffed, he has to head back out, in his wet uniform. THAT is why the American Badger looks like that, and not the European Badger office worker.

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  3. And don't ever forgit it.

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  4. And African honey badgers will not only shiv you, they'll then go after your family. Because they can.

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  5. Because honey badger don't give a chit !!

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    1. Honey badgers are from Africa, Asia, SE Asia, etc...

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  6. Srsly, N Am badgers have a much more dangerous neighborhood than the Euro's what with SaberTooths, Cougar, Cave Bears, Griz, Black Bear, Rattlesnakes, etc and likewise for African honey badgers.

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