And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
The American Badger looks like that, because he just spent 15 minutes Of a rainy February day subduing a drunk raccoon, and getting it cuffed and stuffed into the back of his Explorer. He now has to haul the coin to the Sheriff's Office, and get him booked. He then has to go and wash the vomit and urine out of the cage in the Explorer, ( YAY, plastic back seat area inserts, all you have to do hose that stuff out ), then, there are reports, and because the shirt is understaffed, he has to head back out, in his wet uniform. THAT is why the American Badger looks like that, and not the European Badger office worker.
Srsly, N Am badgers have a much more dangerous neighborhood than the Euro's what with SaberTooths, Cougar, Cave Bears, Griz, Black Bear, Rattlesnakes, etc and likewise for African honey badgers.
American Badger looks like Meghan Markle. European Badger like Kate Middleton
ReplyDeleteThe American Badger looks like that, because he just spent 15 minutes Of a rainy February day subduing a drunk raccoon, and getting it cuffed and stuffed into the back of his Explorer. He now has to haul the coin to the Sheriff's Office, and get him booked. He then has to go and wash the vomit and urine out of the cage in the Explorer, ( YAY, plastic back seat area inserts, all you have to do hose that stuff out ), then, there are reports, and because the shirt is understaffed, he has to head back out, in his wet uniform. THAT is why the American Badger looks like that, and not the European Badger office worker.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't ever forgit it.
ReplyDeleteAnd African honey badgers will not only shiv you, they'll then go after your family. Because they can.
ReplyDeleteBecause honey badger don't give a chit !!
ReplyDeleteHoney badgers are from Africa, Asia, SE Asia, etc...
DeleteSrsly, N Am badgers have a much more dangerous neighborhood than the Euro's what with SaberTooths, Cougar, Cave Bears, Griz, Black Bear, Rattlesnakes, etc and likewise for African honey badgers.
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