And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
That one sweet photo you keep forever,..........in your empty wallet hidden in the bushes where you now sleep to remind you once again how you lost it all!
"Thank you, I love this sweater. But I didn't get you a present. What can I give you?"
ReplyDeleteI’m intrigued by your current bank statement, tell me more…
ReplyDeleteThat one sweet photo you keep forever,..........in your empty wallet hidden in the bushes where you now sleep to remind you once again how you lost it all!
ReplyDelete"Oh, do I have plans for you..."
ReplyDeleteNote: Can be taken either way.
Fore & aft?
DeleteNo I'm not going to take the sweater off, because I don't want you to see the strategically positioned Pooh and Piglet tattoos on my chest.
ReplyDeleteDefine a woman..
ReplyDeleteDefile?
DeleteI hear that you have a live-aboard seaplane, CW...
ReplyDeleteYes I do, with a full bar, and which I frequently fly to my palatial yet remote cabin somewhere on the west coast. Think she'd see that as a positive?
DeleteHope you don't notice my receding hairline.
ReplyDeleteWhich hairline?
Delete"No, I'm not hot in this sweater. You have a devious mind I think.".
ReplyDeleteHoney, I wrecked your 'vette...
ReplyDeleteWe Think Alike
ReplyDeleteDamn!
ReplyDeleteI think you meant DAYUM!!!
DeleteWanna play, big boy? I do.
ReplyDeleteWalk Away
ReplyDeleteDon't you turn my brown eyes blue
ReplyDeleteI'm expensive and not worth a divorce.
ReplyDeleteI am beautiful I see it in your eyes and my eyes only see you the rest are just a distraction
ReplyDeleteWoof
ReplyDeleteI hide my hands in a heart, but not for you. For her ... .
ReplyDeleteAre we, or aren't we? I'm waitng.
ReplyDeleteSorry buddy I only like women.
ReplyDeleteCan you tell I look like Hillary without all this makeup?
ReplyDeleteThat woman doesn't need makeup.
DeleteNeither does Hillary. She needs a paper bag. Or better yet, a plastic one.
Pining for the fjords she is
ReplyDeleteI was hoping someone here would know who this woman is. She kind of looks like a young Brooke Shields or a young Cindy Crawford.
ReplyDeleteinterwebs says Angelina Aisman, Russian, 30 years old
Delete"I am light-years out of your league, buddy. Don't even think about it."
ReplyDelete"I'm not wearing panties", or "I'm wearing panties". Your call.
ReplyDeleteYou only need one wish.
ReplyDeletePre-nup.
ReplyDelete