Thursday, August 25, 2022

Wally is doing it right

Step 1. become chonky 

Step 2. become ungovernable 

Step 3. ???????

Step 4. Profit (free couch) 








11 comments:

  1. I have some 'native' acquaintances that live up on the north coast of Alaska east of Nome, who would be happy to resolve the problem of 'chonky' sinking boats. in the modern day of refrigeration and power boats, coming down to the sweltering southern coasts for some meat and blubber is not a problem for them in their off seasons. they could 'retire' the 'furry pirate' in no time flat.

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  2. I read that he was euthanized. I do not know if it is true.

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  3. It is time we stop wasting money on Stacey Abrams.

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    1. I spewed Dr. Pepper thru my nose at that one.

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    2. the spread between the tusks is about right for the abrams comparison

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  4. Wally is a registered Democrat and contributes to the DNC regularly. Oh, and I'm sure he votes.

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  5. I heard the rich whined and Wally was euthanized that and he had evidence from Esptein Island.

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    1. Evidence that would've led to the conviction of Hillary Clinton no doubt.

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  6. Back in the day we dealt with them with a cattle prod taped to a long pole.

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  7. That could only happen in gun-hating Britistan.

    Even here on the Left Coast, Wally would be found with a crisp hole in the forehead the day after that boat went under, or likelier towed out to sea afterwards, and turned into shark chow.

    The ocean is great in that there's only two "S"s, and no shoveling is required.

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