Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Turns out, when Elon Musk was dating Amber Heard, he convinced her to do a cosplay dress up as Mercy from Overwatch.

 




Look at the shit eating grin on that dude's face.  It's not enough to be the world's richest man, no!  You feel compelled to get your supermodel girlfriend to do this to please you.

And here's Amber herself in dress up, confirmed by Elon himself on X.




And the final summation of the whole situation:



He's got something like 11 kids, three with Grimes!

And Shivon Zilis.  What a bug eyed chick she is.  And spell your name right Siobhan...

Anyway, back to the regular life we lead.

7 comments:

  1. Pretty shitty costume for a billionaire......

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    1. Not if it comes off quickly and/or with the simple press of a button.

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    2. I wouldn't need it to come off. Never stick your dick in crazy.

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    3. And she's wearing her hat backwards.

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  2. That's a weerd lookin dood.
    Did she shit in his sheetz?

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  3. Wife loves costumes and she dresses up without me even to ask. Sometimes even says hey go find x,y,z for me before our wine night starts. If you do one thing in life, get a wife that loves to be slutty w/ (hopefully only) you haha

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  4. (This) one wonders how he can sleep at night. The man feels no guilt. That would make him a bona fide sociopath. At least.

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