Thursday, June 15, 2023

Would you like some salted peanuts, sir?

 


18 comments:

  1. Poor thing, she's out of work. That's Ukraine International Airline, shut down once again by the Russian invasion. So now she'll have to do online nude modeling and soft core porn like all the other pretty girls from Ukraine and the Baltic states.

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  2. Well…. My walnuts are already black and blue so might as well go with the salted peanuts too…

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  3. Hot stews like her these days, where Gay and Fat shaming is socially and legally unacceptable, are like Tyrannosaurus Rexs, extinct.

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    1. What about KLM? Sadly I have no need to fly to Europe any time soon.
      ~ Doctor Weasel

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  4. Salted peanuts? Before? After? Instead?

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  5. Unfortunately you will never see an in shape flight attendant on a US carrier. The height v weight standards went away decades ago. Flew a few months ago out of ATL and all 4 women have nightmares aboutharpoon. Width equals height and old enough to remember the Eisenhower administration.

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    1. Well sir, you need to fly Korean Airlines. Minimum height is probably 5'4",max weight is about 115lbs and they are all hot as two dollar pistols.

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    2. Austrian Airlines still has the finest anywhere,,, IMHO.

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  6. The days of attractive stewardesses are over. unless, of course, your one of the elites flying on your private jet with a model serving drinks.

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  7. All of my stewardess fantasies were destroyed the first time I flew in the 80's. It must have been great fun in the 70's.

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    1. Was fun in the 50s and 60s. Started going downhill fast in the 70s.
      ~old

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    2. I'm Tammy, fly me!

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    3. In the early 1970's I used to hangout in a bar right across the highway from United's stewardess world training center in Chicago.
      I learned a thing or two.

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  8. Or some of my TWA tea?

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  9. I love it when one of the crews manning an A380 from a Mid East airline arrives at the airport. Quite an exotic procession.

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  10. From a time when seats were fat and stewardesses were skinny.

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