And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
You youngsters don't know about Brycreem, but I grew up using this stuff, either that or Wildroot Cream Oil (which Daddy liked better than Brycreem).
Wildroot Cream Oil was noted for featuring "Fearless Fosdick", the comic book hero of Lil' Abner.
(What? You never heard of Lil' Abner?)
Daddy always said I put too much of it on my hair.
Brycreem! A little dab'll do ya. Brycreem! You'll look so debonair! Brycreem! The gals'll all pursue ya! They'll love to run their fingers through your hair!
Not greasy!!! LOL. Pure grease. "A little dab will do you"! ('Cause it spreads like oil.)
ReplyDeleteI was told by a barber that it isn't sticky enough for modern hairdos with gels.
DeleteIs that the guy that played Wally Cleaver?
ReplyDeleteThat's June Cleaver's oldest son Wally, ain't it?
ReplyDeleteFlock of Seagulls
ReplyDelete"Knock it off Beav..."
ReplyDeleteYep that's Wally - Tony Dow. 'Clean Smart Look', not so sure.
ReplyDeleteWally!
ReplyDeleteKim Jung Zero?
ReplyDeleteThe official variant, patient zero.
DeleteIsn't he Dreamy?
ReplyDeleteJune: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night?"
ReplyDeleteOh sure, you can use Brylcreem on your Wally, no problem, but it is not recommended for use on your Beaver.
DeleteBrylcreem, a little dab'll do ya,
ReplyDeleteUse more only if you dare.
Brylcreem, the gals'll all pursue ya,
They love to get their fingers in your hair.
You youngsters don't know about Brycreem, but I grew up using this stuff, either that or Wildroot Cream Oil (which Daddy liked better than Brycreem).
ReplyDeleteWildroot Cream Oil was noted for featuring "Fearless Fosdick", the comic book hero of Lil' Abner.
(What? You never heard of Lil' Abner?)
Daddy always said I put too much of it on my hair.
Brycreem!
A little dab'll do ya.
Brycreem!
You'll look so debonair!
Brycreem!
The gals'll all pursue ya!
They'll love to run their fingers through your hair!
"Use Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie."
Delete(A bird, responding...)
"But that would be ill-eagle. My name is Marvin."
And then sometime in the late '60 there was a TV commercial for another product, (forgot the name) with the tagline "The wethead is dead.".
ReplyDeleteThe Dry Look spray from Gillette:
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzvExze3-kk
Stand by for some politically-incorrect snark . . . in the service of humor only, of course.
ReplyDeleteMen cut their hair, wash their hair, and comb their hair. Anything else is for females & faggots.