Reminds me of when, decades ago, I worked night shift in a nursing home. The nurse needed to give a suppository to a heavyset lady with Alzheimer's, and needed help. I rolled the lady over on her side and held her. When the nurse withdrew her finger after inserting the suppository, the lady let out a huge wet fart and the nurse was sprayed with brown droplets everywhere except her legs and feet. Gross! The nurse had a conniption fit. It was all I could do not to laugh like a hyena at her initial expression.
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ReplyDeleteReminds me of when, decades ago, I worked night shift in a nursing home. The nurse needed to give a suppository to a heavyset lady with Alzheimer's, and needed help. I rolled the lady over on her side and held her. When the nurse withdrew her finger after inserting the suppository, the lady let out a huge wet fart and the nurse was sprayed with brown droplets everywhere except her legs and feet. Gross! The nurse had a conniption fit. It was all I could do not to laugh like a hyena at her initial expression.
Deletelol, he said laugh like a hyena
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ReplyDeleteNow, that's more like it.
ReplyDelete#1 reminds me of the stewardi in the "Fifth Element".
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