And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Reminds me of when, decades ago, I worked night shift in a nursing home. The nurse needed to give a suppository to a heavyset lady with Alzheimer's, and needed help. I rolled the lady over on her side and held her. When the nurse withdrew her finger after inserting the suppository, the lady let out a huge wet fart and the nurse was sprayed with brown droplets everywhere except her legs and feet. Gross! The nurse had a conniption fit. It was all I could do not to laugh like a hyena at her initial expression.
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ReplyDeleteReminds me of when, decades ago, I worked night shift in a nursing home. The nurse needed to give a suppository to a heavyset lady with Alzheimer's, and needed help. I rolled the lady over on her side and held her. When the nurse withdrew her finger after inserting the suppository, the lady let out a huge wet fart and the nurse was sprayed with brown droplets everywhere except her legs and feet. Gross! The nurse had a conniption fit. It was all I could do not to laugh like a hyena at her initial expression.
Deletelol, he said laugh like a hyena
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ReplyDeleteNow, that's more like it.
ReplyDelete#1 reminds me of the stewardi in the "Fifth Element".
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ReplyDeleteGet it now, while it still can't grow a better moustache than you.
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