“Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.”
Lordie, go buy a fist full of lotto tickets while you still have the glow.
...sure enough and use the other hand to grab a packet of drawers!
God has occasional special protections for drunken Russians.
He must love them, because He made so many of them.
"Nah man. I was just standing there minding my own goddam business..."
Similar close calls are common on Russian dash videos. Very entertaining!