“Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.”
The Mehter Band, Turkey's modern retro display band, wear artificial moustaches to keep up the tradition!
Ridiculous?! Bah! You clearly do not appreciate the awesomeness of a manly mustache.
This is what inspired Groucho Marx
The US is instituting something similar: badges with preferred pronouns.
Those same type of fellows did ok at Gallipoli, yes? Incidentally, the conqueror of Constantinople (1453), Mehmed II, had a moustache that went beyond his shoulders.
I heard in the Korean War the Turks would roll the heads of the previous wave of Chinese down the hills at the next wave coming up?
A friend of mine who served in Korea said nobody wanted night patrol, except the Turks, who volunteered for it....they used those curved blade swords to slice the back of the knees of unsuspecting Chinese guards, and then slit their throats....trophies of the day were ears and noses, ala Gangs of new York...
If a Turk did something beyond stupid, or a foreigner sneaked into their compound, they would hammer a 3/8 inch steel rod from ear to ear and hang the fool from the front gate.
Clearly an attempt to fool their fellow conscripts that their mouths are pussies as the muzzies suck each other off.
Go ahead then! Kick their asses..... I'll watch from over here.