Thursday, January 13, 2022

Doctor Frankensteen

 


11 comments:

  1. Igor: Dr. Frankenstein?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Frokensteen.
    Igor: You're putting me on.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it pronounced, "Frokensteen".
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it pronounced, 'Frokensteen'.
    Igor: Do you also say Froaderick?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No . . . "Frederick."
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... 'Frederick.'
    Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Frokensteen"?
    Igor: Well, why isn't it 'Froaderick Frokensteen'?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't, it's "Frederick Frokensteen"
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't, it's 'Frederick Frokensteen'.
    Igor: I see.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor.]
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [he pronounces it ee-gor.]
    Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
    Igor: No, it's pronounced 'eye-gor.'
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor"..
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was 'ee-gor'..
    Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren"t they?

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  2. When comedy was actually funny.

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  3. Comedy genius right there. If they could write movie scripts like this now, they would make a ton of money. Instead, we get lectured by actors spouting 'The Wonder of Woke' for two hours. The ticket buyer should get a barf bag at the same time they take their seat.

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  4. "What knockers!", "Oh, thank you doctor!"

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  5. Casting Gene Hackman as the blind man in the cabin visited by the Monster was superb.

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  6. I consider this the 2nd funniest movie of all time. #1 is 'Blazing Saddles'.

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  7. Vallowing een ees gandfadders vootshtaps!

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  8. A riott iss an ugly sing!...und I sink, its yust about time sat we hadt one!

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