Non veni pacem mittere, sed gladium.
Must be the Italian in me but I sure ain't eating any pineapple pizza
Pineapple topping on pizza in the UK and Ireland is common. But it's usually applied diced up in small pieces.
LOL, I didn't realize it would be life-threatening to put pineapple on a pizza!(It's even funnier to me, as when I was in Italy back in late '60s, I only bought pizza once, in Rome- and it was terrible! Never tried it again there, so I probably was just unlucky.)