And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Baby Brother was a green Private, but he knew his tank commander was scared witless about boars in Germany.
So he'd wait for him to head into the woods with an ammo crate for a toilet and a roll of t.p. after dark, then flank him discreetly and make loud pig snort noises from nearby.
He said for a big guy with his pants at half mast, his TC was quite nimble in leaping back onto the tank deck from the ground in one jump.
But Baby Brother stopped doing it after he ran into actual boars himself. He doesn't remember how he got to the top of the tank in one step either, but he was suddenly there.
But bears? Classic video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU
Just about everything is a good way to get shot these days... You dress like a bear you get shot You pull into the wrong driveway you get shot You go to school you get shot You go to church/synagogue/temple you get shot You go to Walmart you get shot You go to work you get shot You go to a nightclub you get shot You go to a concert you get shot You open the wrong car's door you get shot
He’ll need some fresh pants…
ReplyDeleteContinue to the part where a real bear comes along and takes his virginity.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteExactly
ReplyDeleteMan cards were lost that day. What a little girl….
ReplyDeleteBaby Brother was a green Private, but he knew his tank commander was scared witless about boars in Germany.
ReplyDeleteSo he'd wait for him to head into the woods with an ammo crate for a toilet and a roll of t.p. after dark, then flank him discreetly and make loud pig snort noises from nearby.
He said for a big guy with his pants at half mast, his TC was quite nimble in leaping back onto the tank deck from the ground in one jump.
But Baby Brother stopped doing it after he ran into actual boars himself.
He doesn't remember how he got to the top of the tank in one step either, but he was suddenly there.
But bears?
Classic video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU
I'm pretty sure the man in bear suit meant to pursue Safety Vest Man, but he was laughing too hard to even begin running after him.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Charmin?
ReplyDeleteJust about everything is a good way to get shot these days...
ReplyDeleteYou dress like a bear you get shot
You pull into the wrong driveway you get shot
You go to school you get shot
You go to church/synagogue/temple you get shot
You go to Walmart you get shot
You go to work you get shot
You go to a nightclub you get shot
You go to a concert you get shot
You open the wrong car's door you get shot