Monday, January 29, 2024

 


10 comments:

  1. "I don't want that shit after you gummed all over it, asshole."

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  2. bananas grow in trees. primates climb trees. primates live where bananas grow. if primates ate bananas they would climb trees and feast on bananas. eating a banana is an unnatural act for a primate

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    1. Your 'explaination' hurt my head. Have you ever seen a banana tree? Or, a primate? In the wild.

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  3. “Hi we're from the government and we're here to feed you”. That reaction proves simians are smarter than your average human.

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  4. Last time I accepted your offerings you shot me in the ass with a tranquilizer and I woke up in Tony Fauci's lab.

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  5. First, best laugh of the day. Getting the side-eye from a monkey. Awesome.

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  6. he's dubious of the recent location of the banana

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  7. Best doubting face ever. Gonna save this for future use.

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  8. That look sez, “you do know I could rip your face off with my incisors, don’t you huh”?

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