Wednesday, January 17, 2024

She looks fierce, but really, just run up an tackle her. How would she stop that?

 


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  1. She would move to the side and whack or poke you with the big stick. You keep centered in thirds for speed and close in work but can use the whole thing to fight for max distance. Poking works surprisingly well with them big sticks, especially crushing bone in feet or top of head. Tackling tends to give your head to the enemy although I must admit after being trained how foolish it was I was still tackled by a foolish person due to the surprise of how foolish people can be.

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    1. Except you just grab the stick when she pokes it at you. Once you have it, jerk her off balance and win. And really, unless she manages to hit you in the eye or nuts, how hard can a little gal like that hit you with a round stick? Ouch, hit me again, sister.

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    2. I wouldn't mind getting her on the ground and wrestling around....

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  2. You'd be surprised how fast she moves, and then caves in the top of your melon with the end of that Bo.

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    1. No I wouldn't. An attacker just needs to slap the darn stick away when she pokes it at you, or grab it and wrench it out of her hands. Then you've got the stick, and if she managed to tag you with it once or twice, you're also mad. At that point we would see how fast she was - running away.

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    2. Do not grab the stick, she will use your grip as a fulcrum and break yo head bone like an egg.

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    1. Obviously the size of your pecker.

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  4. Haha! Ask nice lady if she wants coffee ?

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  5. She probably has a big hairy marine up each baggy trouser leg.

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  6. You might have success, but you'd almost certainly have regrets.

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  7. I’d show her mine, and ask which she’d rather play with…
    😁

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  8. I would guess that a single person would highly regret trying to tackle her. Two or three people working together might be able to get her on the ground, but I am not sure that wouldn't also be an unpleasant task.

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  9. Reach down and grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes. Had it done to me as a kid. All's fair in.....

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    1. Reach down? You would be better off using the wrong pronouns.

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  10. Play "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer and move in when she does the side shuffle.

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  11. The Anonymice who think they can grab the stick away from her should go to a weapons dojo that trains with the jo to try their tricks. The bruises will heal in a few weeks.

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  12. The odds of successfully tackling this young lady depends upon her skill with the bo and the size, strength and experience of an attacker. But if she is really skilled and the person trying to tackle her isn't trained and experienced I guarantee she will make them feel pain.

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  13. Tackle her...?

    Your head (if you were lucky) would be the cue ball, and that bo would be the pool cue. Right before it would came swinging around in a 270 for the coup de grace.

    Unlucky? She'd drop the tip 2-3 feet, and catch you in the groin.
    Both balls, center pocket.
    They might still be attached when you stopped.

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