Saturday, January 20, 2024

Fantasy requires suspension of disbelief, but I just don't see how she'd be able to do much more than lift that sword, let alone fight with it.

 


17 comments:

  1. She needs a few freckles…

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  2. straight up clone of the warrior chick from Mad Max

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  3. Two handed swords run about five pounds. So, yeah she could lift and swing it.

    For four hours on the battle line? No so much.

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  4. Maybe her planet has a lower gravity.

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  5. She’s holding it while Conan buys a beer.

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  6. My brother-in law has a two handed Claymore that has a knock that is lead filled with the Irish family crest supposedly handed down for over 400 years. It is about 7.5 pounds and is a monster to handle. The lead knock helps balance out the razor sharp blade. I can see that it is capable of separating a head from a body.

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  7. Another most outstanding red headed woman.

    ***SIGH!!!***

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  8. I see her USB port is exposed.

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  9. There's ball boys, why not sword girls

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  10. Swinging just five pounds around for one minute is beyond most people.
    Wally sells five pound weights. Try it.

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  11. The sword is a bit large, but not ridiculous. The "armor" is completely ridiculous, and would probably kill her when she moved too quickly.

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  12. Pretty art, but the whole "action grrrl" thing has gotten really old. I'd much rather see her in a nice summer dress with and an apron.

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  13. She swings the sword in an arc above her head, her tiddies pop out, and while you're staring and gawking at her heaving bosom, her boyfriend jumps out from the woods and chops yer head off.

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  14. Quit disrespecting my queen!

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  15. The Bar I go to has had two good Amazon-She-Beast Dancers who could do One-Handed Pullups , about Ten, from the Brass Crossbar. In the Gym, they did Freehand Curls with Bodyweight + 15 to get up to that. Neither was "Hulkish" or did Drugs. One was a 4-11 Korean Chick, 110 Pounds and could Beat Guys twice Her Size at Armwrestling.

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