Thursday, October 26, 2023

He Bad

 


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  1. Still got chicken legs though.

    Spin

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    1. Yet even with those legs, he's still the fastest critter on Earth.

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    2. The real muscles are in the thighs, and they are pulling on talons that will rip you up.

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  2. Yeah,
    I shit on yer head, what ya gonna do about it big boy!

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  3. He skipped leg day, those drumsticks are pathetic.

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    1. No, man. They're lean! They'll fuck you up.

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  4. From "Hawk Roosting" by Ted Hughes (recommend you go read the whole thing)

    Or fly up, and revolve it all slowly -
    I kill where I please because it is all mine.
    There is no sophistry in my body:
    My manners are tearing off heads -

    The allotment of death.
    For the one path of my flight is direct
    Through the bones of the living.
    No arguments assert my right:

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