Saturday, July 23, 2022

Wife material, or not?

 


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  1. Ha, ask her! Suspect the answer will be "are you husband material"?

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  2. She's a brilliant diamond amongst a plle of Millennial. Progressive Bituminous coal...RARE!

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  3. These days, there is a more basic question that needs to be asked and answered first. Is she husband material?

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  4. A wise old cowboy once told me: "There ain't nuthing funny bout a woman with a gun".

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  5. Only if you accept that it's in your best interest to keep her a Happy Wife, and only if she'll stick those dang keys in her dang pocket and stop scaring off all the game.

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  6. Seems loaded for bear…jangling keys and all.

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  7. If she's a flyfisher, too, then yes.

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  8. Nope, unless she’s left handed and has a sidearm on that other hip. She’s gonna lean that scattergun against a tree at some point. That’s usually when big, brown & furry shows up between you & it….

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    1. Shell holder says she's a lefty.

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    2. If that is a Remington 870, that shell holder has to be on left. If on the right, it would cover the ejection port.

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  9. I think that the answer that I'm supposed to give is "Yes, of course she's marriage material."

    But I'm getting a bit of a vibe that this is a model posed by photographer. And if I'm right, then I'd pass. Nobody needs high maintenance.

    As always, YMMV.
    azlibertarian

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    1. SPOT ON! Just Enjoy the Scene and Let the Imaginations Run Wild and Free. A Real Hunter would secure that Key Ring though.

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  10. Looks like a city girl to me. That face hasn't seen sunshine in months. And the key thing. What the hell is she using those keys for in the wilderness? A chastity belt? I'll pass.

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    1. Yeah, the keys. Jangle, jingle, flash...and note: there's another something
      hanging from her belt loop behind the keys. WTF??? a set of allen wrenches?

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  11. Looks interesting, but I am never getting married again, ever.

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    1. Yup. If we'd all been this picky the first time around we wouldn't be discussing a second.

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  12. How's her muzzle discipline? Nope,got no use for her or scattergun

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    1. What the hell's wrong with her "muzzle discipline".(I didn't even know we had that)
      I've been hauling shotguns through cornfields, deer woods, marshes and rivers with pretty much the same "muzzle discipline" for better than 60 years.
      Her "muzzle discipline" would be OK in my blind.

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  13. Pass. Looks too much like Michael Jackson.

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  14. Is that Kiera Knightley ?

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  15. The barrel is too short for hunting.

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    1. Depends on what you're hunting.
      Barrel length is fine if you're hunting that burglar in your house at 3am.

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  16. I would use her for a warm blanket then take the weapons let her have the keys and say "Later"!!!!

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  17. Jeez, y'all are fulla shit.

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