Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
If you ever want to know just how fast you can run...
He needs to buy a lottery ticket.
He needs to buy a lottery ticket and some new underwear. He wasn't looking over his shoulder running that fast, and when it finally crashed 2 ft behind him I bet it made a hell of a noise!
I would think to run 90 degrees to something falling? If there was someone behind me he wouldn't make it due to all the slipping...
Wile E. Coyote, Super-Genius!
He wouldn't make a very good lumber jack. Aren't you supposed to run the opposite of the fall?
"I'm sorry..I'm sorry...I'm sorry...." as he ran home.