And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
I knew a girl once who's farts would stop a locomotive. Not so much from the smell, but the fluctuating sound levels.
ReplyDeleteNo comment on the training required for that level of musicality.
DeleteIt should read, "At least she didn't fart in the car"
ReplyDeleteSome guys here would think that was a mating call.
ReplyDeleteDoing it right would invoke her lifting her skirt up to fart semi-unimpeded...
ReplyDeleteI think she's twerking.
ReplyDeleteI think that's a 1958 Chevrolet Impala.
ReplyDeletePrize-winning fake book. Kudos.
ReplyDeleteAlternative Title: My Sister Was A Teenaged Hood Ornament by Fender Roads