Wednesday, October 6, 2021

The Lair

 


11 comments:

  1. Nice, but unless there are underground gardens, provisions are going to be difficult to acquire come the Fall.

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    1. Pretty much zombie-proof though, so it's got that going for it.

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    2. The 4000 square foot basement is stocked to the rafters with provisions brought in by barge.

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    3. You mean other than what's in that entire ocean surrounding it on all sides? And every passing sea bird for miles coming in for a rest?

      Pfft.

      Hardest part about living there would be not gaining weight.

      Solar power, and a swing-out crane arm for the seine net and lobster pot, and one need never leave the yard.

      But along with the Oerlikons, a couple of DP quick-firing twin 5-inch mounts would do to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

      Carving F--K OFF! into the cliff faces, and lighting them with neon might be a bit too on-point.

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    4. Bonus Bond-villain lair points if it has an underwater-access submarine pen inside.

      The real trick would be to declare independence as a sovereign territory, and issue your own diplomatic credentials.

      Offering dual citizenship could put the place on a paying basis in perpetuity.

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  2. If it's due West of Los Palmas there ain't no insurance company that'll touch it.

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  3. Not much of a docking/landing area if seas are rough. Guess it has helo access.

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  4. Lacks Antiaircraft artillery, would suggest Oerlikon 20mm in bastion on right and in opposite corner on left.

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  5. Is it just me, or does that island look like a really tatty bear rug? Pattern recognition software in my head malfunctioning.

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