Aut cum scuto aut in scuto
easy clean up, dump shoes. Italian dogs will really like those shoes
Aw, she warmed your slippers up for ya.
A Flying Spaghetti Monster rapture?
Release the hounds!
Those look like big shoes to fill.
On the bright side, most of it missed the rug!
Hey, you can drink champagne from a woman's slipper. Why not kick it up a notch?