Saturday, April 11, 2020

Viral Dystopian High Mileage Put-Put Van

It's number 6.

The barbarians can't catch you cause they're laughing so hard.

With that whole body roll bar, I guess it's expected to do a lot of falling and getting up again.  Of course if you do roll it, it will crush the gas can on the side in the process, dousing everyone with flammable fuel.  Genius.  Literally crash and burn.


8 comments:

  1. It's not a roll bar - its a place for the feral long haired boomerrang kid from the 'Road Warrior' movie to grip. It is for the children's safety ...

    Gas can is likely located near the gas tank door and the tire labels are da bomb !

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  2. The bars aren't directly connected to the frame, and I'm positive that the walls on that DOM are thin as paper. It will fold quicker than Mitt Romney.

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    1. Agreed. From a structural engineering viewpoint, the roll bars are mere decoration. Nd it does look topheavy.

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  3. I think the Holy Shift tires are a nice touch.

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  4. The "roll cage" is just hand holds for the zombies (zombies that have hands, that is).

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  5. How they did it:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL13JPhDiII&feature=youtu.be
    Why they did it? Not sure.

    A Syncro Vanagon done right:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWBVWUnzXm4

    =TW=

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  6. The picture doesn't do justice to just how tiny these little vans are. Smaller than a beetle.

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