Sunday, April 5, 2020

If you see this, you probably have but seconds to live.


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  1. A loud yell and a whack on the nose (preferably with your .45-70) ought to shag his curious butt out of there.

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  2. Bear: um, are you going to finish that?
    You: finish what?
    Bear... looking at you.


    --generic

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  3. Nah - he's just there to offer you a Coca Cola!

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  4. There are no polar bears. They all drown and starved to death. AlGore told us so.

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    1. And, anyone who might be able to prove otherwise will be fired:

      https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/oct/20/susan-crockford-fired-after-finding-polar-bears-th/

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    2. https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/10/16/uvic-bows-to-outside-pressure-and-rescinds-my-dr-susan-crockford-adjunct-professor-status/

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  5. Iorek Byrnison wants to talk to you about your immortal soul.

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  6. "If you see this, you probably have but seconds to live."

    Depends where the crosshairs are.....

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    1. something to consider about polar bears in the arctic areas is that YOU will be falling asleep sooner or later no matter how well armed you think you are and polar bears are nothing if not patient when waiting at the breathing hole. And, them bastards is sneaky!

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  7. Or you are a couple of hours from having a bear stew and a new rug.

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  8. so you use your last few seconds to take a picture?

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