Tuesday, July 1, 2014

AH hahahahaha! This ought to bring unity to the Muslim world.



Representatives of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) stated that they will ruin the Kaaba after capturing Saudi Arabia.
APA reports quoting Turkish media that ISIS wants to take control of Arar city of Saudi Arabia and start operations here.
ISIS member Abu Turab Al Mugaddasi said that they would destroy the Kaaba in Mecca: “If Allah wills, we will kill those who worship stones in Mecca and destroy the Kaaba. People go to Mecca to touch the stones, not for Allah.”
So now their next meal of conquest will be the Saudi Kingdom!

I'm almost up for Jihad myself if this is their goal, and I'm not Muslim.   I hear tell that inside the Kaaba are Mohammed's old family idols, one of which is a meteorite stone that some ancient desert ancestor saw fall from the sky and then recovered off the burning sands of Arabia.  Heck, the sanctity of the Kaaba has already been violated by Sir Richard Burton, infidel, which is quite the tale in itself.  Might as well burn it down, Burton touched it!

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  1. Not sure who's side I should be on this time. Thinking I might just sit this one out and grab a few cold ones and a bag of popcorn.

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  2. Drones with cameras would be good for watching this fight.

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  3. Burton was in mufti at the time, so did the desecration count?

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    1. He was never a Muslim, his visit was done in secret - it was Haram!! Kill him, KILL HIM… wait, he's dead already.

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    2. If you read his book he "technically" converted since he said, 'there is no God but God and Mohammed is his prophet.' I think that's all that is required. And then when he went back to being a British Officer, he 'converted back' to Church of England or whatever. I know that when he traveled in the US he tried to become a Mormon and was not allowed to join, but my sense is that more is involved with that than with Islam.

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    3. Doesn't count unless you mean it.

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  4. I double checked: All that a person has to do is to say a sentence called the Testimony of Faith (Shahada), which is pronounced in Arabic:

    “La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.” (There is no God but God and Mohammed is his prophet)

    If you say it tonight, you can instantly become Muslim. Then you will start making bombs in your basement as a matter of compulsion, you'll give up bacon, and (optional) you can wear a turban.


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    1. Yeah, me too. It's also why I wouldn't make a proper Jew.

      And the whole 70 black eye'd virgin thing creeps me out too. Every time you have sex with them in 'heaven' is like the first time. Now, if there were 70 assorted sex craved porn stars, MAYBE I could pass on the bacon. They'll need to repackage the deal.

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