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LOL! I always liked the nickname 'tube rat'
Tube rat! Heh!
Had someone bring us one once, since we already had two, but one "got lost" (probably got out of the house and eaten by something). As soon as I saw them bring him out of the car, I knew there was no way that was ours - it was twice as big as the one we lost, and completely different markings.