“Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.”
Darwin Awards, waiting in the wings.
The guy who nearly skidded into the pole was a near gold medal winner.
The only one that made it was chuggin a beer. Yeah beer.
Newton's First law: When viewed in an inertial reference frame, an object either remains at rest or continues to move at a constant velocity, unless acted upon by an external force.