Sunday, June 26, 2022

Never gonna be twerking

 


7 comments:

  1. Dignity, poise and extraordinary beauty.

    Bayouwulf

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  2. You never know what lurks in a girls heart or mind…

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    1. in my experience they want fried ice cream at room temperature, and it better not be runny.

      they expect you to remember the 5th anniversary of your 3rd date, and plan the appropriate celebration

      and you need to know their exact dress size, and buy one with a label that shows two sizes smaller.

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  3. But would she make me a liverwurst sammich on toasted sourdough bread with pepper jack cheese, Beaver hickory bacon mustard and horseradish sauce?

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  4. I thought they had square watermelons in Japan

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  5. No, she will not be outside twerking on top of a car on junteenth. Self respect and dignity shown here.
    -Snakepit

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  6. The reality is that you will never be sure you know what she is thinking. Layer upon layer.

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