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First time I did a 1-1/2 off a diving board in 7th grade it ended like that.It wasn't a hard surface but it still hurt like hell.
That hurt me so much I’m calling off today...
channeling his inner feline"I meant to do that!"
Bet that dented his ego in addition to his noggin.
No blood yet!
Fortunately, that's most likely a rubber coated EPS foam roof. It's going to hurt, but it's probably not going to break anything that needs breaking. I do guarantee he's left quite the impression in the foam.
His head is solid bone, so it wasn't as bad as it looked.
I like how he quickly regained his composure, as if to ask, "And what can I do for you?"