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Sorry, the only "Epic Pogo" I recognise is the one created by Walt Kelly.
We has met the enemy and he is us.
I see what you did there.
That looks like lots of fun - if you heal quickly.
If there is any failure at all that pipe will penetrate the anus, fully.
There's a great emergency room story in the making or another one of those Farmers Insurance Company commercials.