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Milk Man to boy who responded to screams heard from the bedroom: "Drop the Luger son. I'm not hurting your mother."
Freaking awesome response, you win
The Brady Bunch really needs a dark gritty remake.
Headline: SWAT team takes out right-wing gunman; Neighbors: "He was quiet and kept to himself"
If you really want to get Marsha-Marsha....Sight-picture, trigger-control!