Friday, October 9, 2020

No, NO, NO... AHHHHHaaaahhhh ah ah ah

 


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  1. "I already cashed your check now get outta my plane." LMAO

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  2. First mistake was putting on parachute while on the ground.

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  3. Not so much fun without goggles - it's hard to see when in freefall

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    1. No problem She's wearing ballistic contacts.

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    2. She jumped with a static line, not freefall.

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  4. Brutal.

    Practicing for when it's time to launch communists from helicopters.

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  5. The imperial storm trooper mask on the jump master says it all.

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  6. "Wait! I gotta pee... Ehh, never mind."

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  7. My first jump at Airborne School, a female 2LT froze in the door. Sergeant Airborne gave her a full boot in the ass to get her out of the plane. Didn’t see her again after that.

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  8. Something I learned in Airborne School was the instructors never had an issue with anyone on the first jump....it was usually the second jump, after everyone knows what is happening and it is not such a blur, that issue develop.
    There was a female Sgt 1st Class in my "stick" and she was jumping first..."STAND IN THE DOOR". The light turned green and the jumpmaster tapped and yelled "GO" but she did not go. He yelled again...no joy. The third time he yelled he followed it up with two boots in the middle of the back while hanging from the overhead of the C-130. She went out alright! The rest of us followed in rapid fashion!!!

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