Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Yes, yes you do

 


11 comments:

  1. If my chute don't open wide,
    I got another one by my side.

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    1. If that one don't blossom 'round
      I'll be the lead man on the ground!

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    2. If that one should fail me too,
      Look out below, I’m a’comin’ through!

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  2. Sudden stops from 126 mph are a bitch.

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  3. "You don't need a parachute to jump out of a plane once.....you need it to jump out of it the second time"....

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  4. If everything else fails to work, flap your arms.

    It can't hurt at that point, and it'll be funny as hell on video at your wake.

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  5. I was a volunteer firefighter for a number of years, and part of a team that located a young woman who died on her first solo jump. She fell 1300 feet and landed beside a big hemlock tree, shearing off 3" limbs at the trunk on her way down. She was 22 years old.
    life is too precious to risk for a cheap thrill...

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  6. Skydivers are good to the last drop.

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  7. to leap voluntarily(done that three times) from a perfectly good aircraft is...practice for when you must scream and pull the ejection seat handle from a burn mindless bit of twisted wreckage that is trying to take you with it on it's death spiral into the ground. you only do it as a confidence builder for the chute so you won't hesitate to pull the handle and get out above the hard deck. ejection systems have time constraints; it may seem like it happens instantly, but it doesn't.
    Do that again? No.

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