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Well said, Mr. Bayonet Man!
Sadly, he looks just too much like the "winkie guards" in the Wizard of Oz. If he sang Oh-eeeoh, it would complete it.
And then there's that "dumb" looking British L85A2. If he wants to impress, he needs an old Enfield or at the very least an old SLR. The bullpup rifle design doesn't go with the winkie gaurd outfit.