And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Just before he hit, he opened his mouth and said, "Oh Shit!"
ReplyDelete"I meant to do that."
ReplyDeleteFirst thing I thought of. Well played.
DeleteWinner.
DeleteFollowed up to 100% certainty by
"No one saw that. I'm cool..."
Too fat to leap like he used to.
ReplyDeleteYou know you're over the hill when your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill.
ReplyDeleteWith my old, fat butt.... I think that was quite accurate.
ReplyDeleteTake away his cat card
ReplyDeleteI hope he didn’t break his teeth
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