And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
My wife's brother used to send her to the grocery store on her bicycle for Sapporo giants. (Japan was pretty laid back then. We bought beer from vending machines.) He paid her ice cream money.
Of course they could!
ReplyDeleteBetter for you than a big gulp.
You callin’ her an alien???
ReplyDeleteIf she can finish all that - she ain't human 'cause she's a Goddess!!
ReplyDeleteYou've clearly never met my wife's family. That would barely wash down breakfast.
ReplyDeleteLook at her hands. The mug appears a lot bigger than it really is. It's only a liter.
ReplyDeleteBut many have tried!
ReplyDeleteHold my beer….
ReplyDeleteOh yes I can!
ReplyDeleteUsed to get Sapporo in Okinawa. In a 64oz bottle
ReplyDeleteMy wife's brother used to send her to the grocery store on her bicycle for Sapporo giants. (Japan was pretty laid back then. We bought beer from vending machines.) He paid her ice cream money.
DeleteI bet Andre the giant would have killed a dozen of those without blinking.
ReplyDeleteNot only that, but that mug would've looked like a kiddie cup in his hands.
DeleteLet's see, my record was 36 ounces in 13 seconds.I figure that's about a 9 second draft.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of The Yellow Bird marching cadence from the less-than-glorious days of my mis-spent youth.
ReplyDeleteThe moral of,
The story's clear.
Don't sip your bourbon,
Drink your beer!
Yea? Hold my water...
ReplyDeleteThree of those would make me feel pretty good!
ReplyDeleteOh, please. You must be an amateur.
ReplyDeleteUsed to knock these back all the time when I was stationed in Germany.
ReplyDeleteWant to bet?
ReplyDeleteEin Maß bitter!
ReplyDeleteRetRsvMike