And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
I get that a lot. Once when I was in NH taking the women of the family to the Outlet stores and waiting patiently while they shopped, a woman came up to me and said "Excuse me could you try this hat on for me? My husband has a big head and I see that you have a big head and if the hat fits you I'm sure it will fit my husband". With a raised eyebrow but saying nothing in return I took the hat and put it on my head where it perched precariously. "Oh no! That's much too small, Thank You" and she left. I then made the mistake of saying to my mother who was nearby shopping, "Did you hear what that lady said to me?". And in a loud voice and to the great amusement of all the other female shoppers around us she replied, "Don't have to tell ME you have a big head! Nine stitches I had to have when I had you!". All the other women, including my wife, laughed and commented among themselves. I shut my mouth, too late.
As the bearer of what to all who I know is known as the Biggest Head EVAR™, I can relate. John, you can tell your mother that my wife, the mother of our son, can relate her....his head is every bit as big as mine.
One-Size-Fits-All hats, don't fit either of us. Not even close. Most hats marketed as L/XL won't work either. We buy our casual hats at bighatstore.com.
When I was little and out and about with my Dad, when he introduced me he would always add that when I was 6, I wore the same sized hat as he. (Thanks, Dad.) He also called me a hammerhead. Luckily, I didn't look so odd when I grew older. Having said that, I once saw a guy in the O-club whose head was so big that his entire face was on the front of it.
I get that a lot.
ReplyDeleteOnce when I was in NH taking the women of the family to the Outlet stores and waiting patiently while they shopped, a woman came up to me and said "Excuse me could you try this hat on for me? My husband has a big head and I see that you have a big head and if the hat fits you I'm sure it will fit my husband".
With a raised eyebrow but saying nothing in return I took the hat and put it on my head where it perched precariously. "Oh no! That's much too small, Thank You" and she left.
I then made the mistake of saying to my mother who was nearby shopping, "Did you hear what that lady said to me?".
And in a loud voice and to the great amusement of all the other female shoppers around us she replied, "Don't have to tell ME you have a big head! Nine stitches I had to have when I had you!". All the other women, including my wife, laughed and commented among themselves.
I shut my mouth, too late.
As the bearer of what to all who I know is known as the Biggest Head EVAR™, I can relate. John, you can tell your mother that my wife, the mother of our son, can relate her....his head is every bit as big as mine.
DeleteOne-Size-Fits-All hats, don't fit either of us. Not even close. Most hats marketed as L/XL won't work either. We buy our casual hats at bighatstore.com.
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Not necessarily in relation to body size but the governor of IL and Sean Hannity are trying to make Ted Kennedy's head historically irrelevant.
ReplyDeleteNo one compares to the fatuous,bilovating, know nothing Neil Cavoto.
DeleteHuge head with a tiny, squeeky voice and no balls to be a real
journalist.
Matt Gaetz has a preternaturally large head.
DeleteWhen I was little and out and about with my Dad, when he introduced me he would always add that when I was 6, I wore the same sized hat as he. (Thanks, Dad.) He also called me a hammerhead. Luckily, I didn't look so odd when I grew older. Having said that, I once saw a guy in the O-club whose head was so big that his entire face was on the front of it.
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