Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Your Friendly Stewardess Smiles For Today.

 


21 comments:

  1. harpo jacked here and here and here and here

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  2. Lotta hair bleach.

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  3. False. There have not been attractive women employed in the air travel industry since the late 80's.

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    1. I agree. The skies are not so friendly, nowadays.

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    2. Certainly better looking than any stewardess I've seen in the past 10 years.

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    3. Nailed it. That pic is from 40 years ago.
      The same women are working today, but they're 40 years older, been divorced three times, have blue hair, another 60 pounds, and hate themselves, their lives, and everyone on the plane, and make sure you know it from the moment you get aboard.

      And if you call them on it, they'll throw the "interfering with flight crew" flag, and get you arrested, prosecuted, and banned-for-life from flying.

      I wouldn't f**k them with Michelle Obama's dick.

      And if the plane goes down, they'll be the first ones the passengers sacrifice after the crash.

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    4. The few times I've flown recently it's more likely a steward, and a real flamer to boot.

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  4. I'd join their mile high club any day. What's the big deal if they bleach their hair. Head hair is way down on the list of the female assets I worry about.

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  5. Nope, the flight I had from Boston to Atlanta had a white, gay male attendant and two older fat black female attendants. Once we were at cruising altitude we had 5 minutes of minor turbulence where the pilot suspended beverage service that had not started and the crew sat on their asses the rest of the flight.

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  6. They don't like being called stewardess! It better be "Flight Attendant" or you will hear about it.

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  7. 2nd from right has some skinny legs.

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  8. In July '66, a buddy and I were flying the then "Friendly Skies" to California for staging to RVN. Young lady working our section was more than "professional" friendly to us and offered extra portions of meals and sodas. Being underage, her generosity didn't extend to booze. Arriving in LA, she emptied their stock of miniatures into one of our AWOL bags saying "if old enough for RVN, you're old enough to drink". Just do it quietly once on board base. Never forgot her kindness and subsequently flew United every chance I got...

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  9. That what "Stews" looked like back in the day. The long defunct Eastern Airlines had some real honeys if I remember correctly.
    - WDS

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  10. I remember the good ole days from this picture. Doesn't seem like that long ago you could still smoke on planes.

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  11. Pan Am the tv show is still one of my favs. No tats, or nose rings and classy dresses.

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  12. I miss the old Southwest Airlines and Herb Kelleher.

    Bear Claw

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  13. All them girls need cheeseburgers.......

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  14. All white grills...but no meat on them bones.

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  15. The one on the left appears to be wearing an Apple Watch, so maybe they’re just from a non-US airline?

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    1. Non-US airline. You are probably right, that's why there is a lack of diversity and weight.

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