Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Something WAS up with the Normans. And they were Norse colonists/conquerors, not French.

 


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  1. Native Britons: cheery clots who only eat mash and beans; crash a lot.
    Celto-Germanics: grumpy clots with an elevated sense of their own driving capabilities.
    French Normans: pedantic clots who drive slowly; usually pick the wrong car.

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  2. Aristocrats think their sheet don't stink.

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  3. Which category does Boris Johnson fit into?

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    1. Sat in the back and ate the crayons.

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  4. french normans... look up paintings of their leaders. norse? they had hook noses.

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  5. Jeremy Clarkson is my spirit animal.

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  6. The so-called "native" Britons are the descendants of the Anatolian farmers who invaded the isles some 8,000 years ago, or so. They made Stonehenge, Newgrange and other monuments. They displaced/absorbed the native hunter-gatherers.

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  7. The Normans (Norse Men) were a few thousand conquerors, not tens of thousands of colonists. They didn't intend to farm, but to rule. The Angles, Saxons and Jutes, on the other hand, mostly exterminated and replaced the native Britons and the remaining Romans in the lands they conquered and colonized.

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  8. Normans were from Scandinavia. Tough SOB's. William the Bastard, later known as William the Conqueror, was the smartest of all.

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