And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
There is or used to be a pic of a guy in an ER that literally had a chunk of telephone pole up his ass. He was in a speed boat which hit the shore at speed and he flew out and landed on a 2 or 3 foot piece of telephone pole sticking out of the ground at the shoreline.
Freak accident. I fell off a ladder onto a stamped sheet metal shelf bracket. I got impaled pretty much like this dude, but one side only. I have a chunk of my ass missing and a significant scar. I limped for months. -Snakepit
I once fell out of my top bunk chest first onto one of those steel potholder looms when I was a kid. I pulled it off but you should have seen the hole pattern. I never told my parents. Afraid I'd get a beating for it.
Many years ago I dated a NoDak famer's daughter once. He walked me out around the barn, saw a couple of those. If you've noticed, that was once, not twice.
I've seen worse.....If he doesn't get an infection/abscess that'll heal up just fine....eventually. Till it does though he's going to be hating life.
ReplyDeleteMe? That pik never would have happened. I'd have had that fork out of there faster than it went in. period.
ReplyDeleteIs he a politician? Where is the tar and feathers?
ReplyDeleteThat's gonna leave a mark.
ReplyDeleteHe won't be able to sit down for a week.
ReplyDeleteThere is or used to be a pic of a guy in an ER that literally had a chunk of telephone pole up his ass. He was in a speed boat which hit the shore at speed and he flew out and landed on a 2 or 3 foot piece of telephone pole sticking out of the ground at the shoreline.
Fork you…
ReplyDeleteMayor Pete missed the target.
ReplyDeleteProbably be the butt of innumerable rude jokes, though.
ReplyDeleteHow incredibly unfortunate
ReplyDeleteNo, How incredibly unforkunate.
DeleteThat's what they call an 'Attitude-Tuning Fork', in the key of it B-Sharp.
ReplyDeleteHay loft jump gone wrong.
ReplyDelete...someone got caught doin' the farmers daughter. hehehe
ReplyDeleteor pig
DeleteFreak accident. I fell off a ladder onto a stamped sheet metal shelf bracket. I got impaled pretty much like this dude, but one side only. I have a chunk of my ass missing and a significant scar. I limped for months.
ReplyDelete-Snakepit
Talk about a pain in the ass!
ReplyDeleteI once fell out of my top bunk chest first onto one of those steel potholder looms when I was a kid. I pulled it off but you should have seen the hole pattern. I never told my parents. Afraid I'd get a beating for it.
ReplyDeleteGonna be some epic farts.
ReplyDeleteOuch, hope it was a accident not pissing off some father
ReplyDeleteYou gotta be tough not to have pulled it out before getting to hospital
ReplyDeleteMany years ago I dated a NoDak famer's daughter once. He walked me out around the barn, saw a couple of those.
ReplyDeleteIf you've noticed, that was once, not twice.
"I see... I see...Yes, Tetanus Shots in Your future!"
ReplyDeleteDon't think I would have let anyone take a pic of it. Stupid is as stupid does. No pic, didn't happen, as they say.
ReplyDeleteOn the poz side, it looks like a hay fork, not a dung fork, so relatively clean.
Relatively.
Why have two tools when one will do both jobs? At least that was the logic on our farm.
Delete"I'm going to count to three..."
ReplyDeleteWEAK
ReplyDeleteThat's only a 50% effort
The fork is stuck in, so he must be done.
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