And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
On one of the first dates with who became my wife, I was wearing a white shirt as we strolled down the river walk. A bird shat and it just barely caught the back of my shirt which meant the turd rolled all the way down my shirt. The birds eat purple berries so the poop was purple. Streaks of purple bird shit look awesome on white shirts.
And it was caught on video....
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side Pidgeon poop is organic.
ReplyDeleteI wanted hot fudge and sprinkles
ReplyDeleteGetting hit by a birdshit is supposed to be a sign of good luck.
ReplyDeleteWhat about all the other shit I get hit with?
DeleteA metaphor of the self-loathing Left...get something good and they come and crap all over it.
ReplyDeleteDon't have a cow, man. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteOn one of the first dates with who became my wife, I was wearing a white shirt as we strolled down the river walk. A bird shat and it just barely caught the back of my shirt which meant the turd rolled all the way down my shirt. The birds eat purple berries so the poop was purple. Streaks of purple bird shit look awesome on white shirts.
Always look on the bright side of life aye Man?
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