Then there are the spiders that string thick webs that feel like they are strong enough to unseat you when using a riding lawnmower or on a horse.
But... well, beats frozen crap from the sky. I can handle wet, nasty bugs, occasional tropical storms and stupid yankees and snowbirds, but frozen? Nope.
At this point I would commit to a shiny new porcelain bowl, since the current one will be shattered into broken pottery by several incoming hollowpoint .357 rounds.
Florida... Ya hafta drop a sheet or two of paper on top of the monster to get it to catch enough wave to go down. DAMHIK.
ReplyDeleteI would need an underwear change.
ReplyDeleteBeans. Another item on the, "Why I don't live in Florida" list.
Then there are the spiders that string thick webs that feel like they are strong enough to unseat you when using a riding lawnmower or on a horse.
DeleteBut... well, beats frozen crap from the sky. I can handle wet, nasty bugs, occasional tropical storms and stupid yankees and snowbirds, but frozen? Nope.
Not long ago I saw a spider bit on the web.
ReplyDeletePeople who say out of sight, out of mind have never had a spider disappear in the their bedroom.
At this point I would commit to a shiny new porcelain bowl, since the current one will be shattered into broken pottery by several incoming hollowpoint .357 rounds.
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