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The Smart Guy can have a good laugh later too, when he's alone....which he probably will be.
He shoulda used a hand sanitizer packet. That would have cleansed het gourmet palate for the next Nuevo cuisine course.
someone isnt getting laid
yeah, no shit
Really funny, abusing your girl is so great. She should have slapped his ass down. F*in jerk....
Nice tits. Why would anyone want to do that? I mean, even on a cheap McRonald's date? Dipshit!
That'll teach her to date a Democrat!
All valid points about the guy being a dickhead and etc., but if she didn't have her head up her phone's ass, she might maybe have seen that coming. Situational awareness, y'know?H
Obviously a brother not a date.--generic
Well, it's obvious she is more into her phone than him, so why not?
Ketchup makes boobies bigger !!!Who knew?