Thursday, March 6, 2025

Me at work today

 


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  1. I want my scalps!!!

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    1. "Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps and I WANT my scalps."

      I just happen to have watched that movie last night, although I had to look up the exact quote.

      Nemo

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    2. Now overly quoted by posturing keyboard socialist justice warriors.

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    1. Agree, not shiny enough, too dull. Have one so I know.

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  3. That's just a paring knife, mate!

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  4. On his way to Carnegie Hall.

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  5. Just don't carve swastikas into any of your co-worker's foreheads, Friend.

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  6. I'll prob'ly get chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

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  7. Business is boomin'!

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  8. "We're great admirers of your work. We came here to see if you wanna turn pro."

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  9. "Knife Kill Achievement - Achieved"

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  10. I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity.

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